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Showing posts with label friends real and fake. Show all posts
Showing posts with label friends real and fake. Show all posts

Wednesday, 6 July 2011

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So, after ages of letting my page suffer..actually its been only a few weeks...i decided on a little re-modelling of my page..
Right now I have a bloody headache after hours of doing nothing but sitting around in the doctor's lounge at the hospital it's not like I am complaining about lack of activities but mostly when we budding doctors don't get to see patients it just always seems like a waste of time ..

So as i was playing around online..I stumbled upon something worth sharing..
note; I am not saying measure your friends by these standards only...but most of it is true..
Enjoy!!


FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: KEEP UR SHIT SO LONG THEY FORGET ITS YOURS!!

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this
REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real friends and hope to get it back!!